There was a mound of Croft cake
And men with no trousers…
Just a normal Friday roll-up at Broadwas…
An array of strange hats
Mercifully no spats
Just a normal Friday roll-up at Broadwas
David H brought his friend
(A nicely crafted U-Bend)
Just a normal Friday roll-up at Broadwas
Tracey’s her name
Checking grass speed’s her game
Is this normal for a roll-up at Broadwas?
With David on the case
Better watch your pace
Avoid endorsements on the roll-up at Broadwas
Thirty five miles an hour
Cooky’s stroke power’s
About normal for a roll-up at Broadwas
It was sunny all day
I really must say
That’s not normal for a roll-up at Broadwas
What IS normal for a Friday roll-up at Broadwas
Is hyperglycaemia
(WARNING: DO NOT OPERATE SPEED-MEASURING
U-BENDS WITHOUT PROPER INSTRUCTION)
Paul Felton