Big Bertha – Few Of Us Knew Her Well

(An Ode To The Dearly Departed Mower Few Hardened Mowing Team Members

Dared To Get To Know Intimately)

Big Bertha is a monster

Big Bertha is a beast

No one ever drives Big Bertha

Even when she’s fully greased

So we said goodbye to Bertha

Earlier in the week

Loaded in a horse box

By men with strong physique

Who knows where lies her future

What adventures she’s yet to tell

But would we have Big Bertha back

Would we? Would we, Hell!